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[Neophobic Man]

And she needs a LOT of it...

[Branflakes]

Hmmm, who did the Freak-Dar? That was a classic.

[Cow P I]

*phone ringing...*

*still ringing*

*snores in background*

*still ringing*

*sudden crash of liquor bottles falling off desk into metal wastebasket*

"Huh, what, where am... Hello. Hold on."

*brief pause to light cigarette, drop match*

*sudden flare of light, as 100 proof wastebasket ignites*

'mental note: put cap back on bottle before passing out!'

*back to phone*

"All right, so what's the beef?..."

And thus began, "The case of the Missing Alts"

[erisesoteric]

*cough*

Freak-Dar was me too...