As The Fruity Thread Rots

[JayStarr]

Are you tired of messy mascara and leaky lippy? Then try GLAMMIE, the best makeup in the world! Stars like our Spice use it all the time. Our Spice in on holiday this week, so on with the show!

(sound of fruits being peeled)

Buttz: OI! Wot a bloody day today. Me customers iz all passed out from drinking that fruit wine Oi made ere in me shoppe. Think I'll stick to me best topics, fruits! Oi ears Sir Elton tied the bleedin knot wiv is bb. Sir Cliff is givin up nuts for Xmas. Long John Baldrey is still dead. Think Oi'll fall asleep ere and...

Customer: Mister Buttz? I'm from Channell 4 and I wish to offer you a chance to be on television. We'll give you your own show, a bit like the late Gary Holton type characters.

Buttz: Git out me shoppe!! Wanna buy some fruits?

They both look at the camera.

As the Fruity Thread Rots! Brought to you by Glammie, makeup of the stars!!

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[JayStarr]

<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ November 25, 2005 04:39 PM: Message edited by: JayForSure ]</font>

[JayStarr]

I smell fruity wine...

[SJ_Skyline]

Try using soap [img]smile.gif[/img]

[JayStarr]

Use soap to make wine? I don't think that would work! People would get sicker faster and not have to worry about receiving fines for drunken driving, but it still wouldn't be the same!

[Ian Rich Rags]

You might not get lifted for drunken driving. However you may be suseptable to being shot dead or quaratined on account of frothing at the mouth.