This is true Lake, this is true!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh come on, any head is dynamite head!Originally posted by LAKE:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Jumper69:
All I know is she must give DYNAMITE head for Craig to give up guns and shit. [img]eek.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, yes it is.
This is true Lake, this is true!
The problem with Gae's storytelling is that, if there are 5 things to tell, she only tells you 3, and it's the 2 she won't tell you about that would change your thinking if you did hear about them.
Case in point, her thread up above about Craig and the key. Now, that's all true enough, but she left out a couple of key points. So let the LewMan fill in the blanks...
Craig wasn't the only one who had a key to her house. Trav didn't know at the time, but I did, too. And it's a long story, I won't bore you all. But anyway, I knew Gae and Trav were gone during the riots, and I thought it was odd that she hadn't asked me to check the place for her while they were gone. I figured she just forgot, so one night I thought I would do the favor.
Well, as it turns out, the reason she hadn't asked me to check was because she'd already asked Craig (I didn't know Craig had a key, I had thought I was special). Anyway, one night I let myself in, thinking no one was home, and I started to hear these strange sounds. I go upstairs and take a peek, and there's this masked dude on the bed with his body shaved and a tennis ball shoved in his mouth, and there's this chick standing over him holding a merry cat o' 9 tails and dressed like Veruca Salt. I didn't recognize her, and of course I couldn't see who the dude was, but as soon as I saw that I was outta there like a scalded dog. I mean, to each their own, but as far as I'm concerned, it ain't that kind of party.
So I guess the moral of the story is, if you want to check on Gae and Trav's while there gone, only do so from the outside.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Huh, I didn't know either, but since you have a key, do you mind looking in on Jack while we're gone? Every other day will be fine.Trav didn't know at the time, but I did, too.
Oh, and I'd really love to come home to a clean garage.
And could you do something about the iris out front? They're a bit crowded.
What? You'll do the driveway too? You are such a dear, Lew.
Regarding all that other crap you pulled from your arse, all I can say is put the crack pipe down NOW!! Just put it down and back slowly away.
I dunno...Lew there was the time Trav and Gae invited me to drop by and when I did the doors/windows were open and both vehicles were there but they wouldn't answer the door. I called on my cell phone and got their answering machine. Thinking they might be working on something in the basement or working on the room they were refinishing at the time I let myself in. I called out to them and when I got to the foot of the stairs I hear both of them shouting "Do NOT come upstairs..." The urgency in their voice indicated to me going up those stairs would have scarred me for life so needless to say I did NOT proceed. What they were doing is their own business. Why Trav was wearing a studded dog collar when they came down a few minutes later, I don't even want to know...
Their food was always great and plentiful, so I never asked questions. Although why they have a locking gated door to their bedroom behind the regular door always made me curious. [img]eek.gif[/img]
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ April 20, 2004 08:06 AM: Message edited by: G L ]</font>
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