hello???

[The Lady Belle]

*pins a tea towel to the back of my shirt..pulls knickers over my tights and runs across the room making zoom zoom noises*

...Im Super..errrmm...ummm??..

*puts my glasses on again so nobody will recognise me...mild mannered*

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...
Death Defying

[Myra]

*puts a pair of underwear on Xenia's head* You are now known as CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!! *puts hands on hips and throws her head back* HA HA HA!!!!!


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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

[Xenia]

wheres my cape...i dont get a cape..........
*captain clean underpants HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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A life of reaction is a life of slavery,intellectually and spiritually.
One must fight for a life of action,not reaction.

[Xenia]

Bar Translations
"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.

"I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.

"You get this one, next round is on me."
--We won't be here long enough to get another round.

"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
--Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.

"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."
--You stuck up little -----, too good for your old friends??

"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
--I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

"Lets get out of here."
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.

"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
--If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
--You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
--I'm horny.

"I've had like 10 beers already."
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.

"Who's got the next round?"
--I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

"Excuse Me." (male to male)
--Get the fuck out of the way.


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A life of reaction is a life of slavery,intellectually and spiritually.
One must fight for a life of action,not reaction.

[Myra]

I AM SUUUUUUUUPER MOM!!!!!!
I can do anything!! I can leap a dishrack in a single bound... do a load of laundry in under 30 minutes!!

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.