Video game Recaps! WARNING SPOILERS!

[melfice]

Just as it says! Continuing from the Xenosaga coment they did... i'll post here some other funny comments on this page... obviously you mus understand them as a humoristic thing, if not, you can end really angry...

Taken from here

Grandia II cast...

Ryudo
Nickname(s): none
Age: 17
Description: Quite obviously a Squall ripoff, Ryudo goes several steps further in the sarcasm department. At 17, he's already bitter and world-weary. Unfortunately, a chick comes along and turns him into a twitterpated people-loving wanker.

Skye
Nickname(s): none
Age: ~40
Description: Skye is Ryudo's gay falcon buddy. He seems to be convinced that Ryudo shares his...preferences, but that doesn't stop him from constantly teasing Ryudo about women.

Elena
Nickname(s): Mary Sue
Age: 17
Description: She's young, pretty, innocent, demure, religious, and has a beautiful singing voice. That's right, she's Mary Sue. Despite being completely annoying, she manages to be one of Ryudo's love interests. Gag.

Millenia
Nickname(s): Mary Sue 2
Age: ?
Description: Whereas Elena is the innocent, pure Mary Sue, Millenia is the hot, winged, demonic Mary Sue. She's evil with a heart of gold, although that makes no sense. She wants Ryudo and Ryudo wants her, even though he also wants Elena. Check out the plot "twist" that allows Ryudo to have his Mary Sue and eat her, too. Oh wait, let me rephrase that....


Roan
Nickname(s): Tidink
Age: 13
Description: A boy who looks like the lovechild of Tidus and Link, as horrifying as that may be to contemplate. His ponytail and earrings only contribute to his extremely masculine appearance. He's obsessed with his dead mom's medal, to the point where he's willing to die to get it back. No, he's completely balanced.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 15, 2003 01:03 PM: Message edited by: Melfice ]</font>

[mrwiseman]

People-loving wanker, LOL
Extremely masculine, LMAO

To tell the truth, when I first saw some screenshots of the game, I thought Roan was some sort of tomboyish girl a la Kid/Chrono Cross.

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BTW, they forgot to describe Tio. What would they say about Tio? Mareg's little sex thingy? Pedophilic robot who makes out with Roan?

Oh, wait, they forgot to do Mareg too...

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[melfice]

Mmm... that would be a good description of Tio...

And Melfice?.. that horn.. big... just too big... any complex? perhaps?

OFF TOPIC:

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Okay, maybe Tio and Mareg didn't had sex, but what about Melfice and Tio? because of the story we can deduce they were together in Nan-nan when Mareg's Town was attacked... maybe our great horned man needed some "Relax" after the battle...
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