All you Canadian Fucks please read

[birdstyle]

Two Americans boarded a flight out of Salt Lake after the hockey game.
One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just
Before take-off, a Canadian got on and took the aisle seat. After take-off,
the Canadian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when
the American in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer."
"No problem," said the Canadian, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone,
one of the Americans picked up the Canadian's shoe and spat in it. When he
returned with the beer, the other American said, "That looks good; I think
I'll have one too." Again, the Canadian obligingly went to fetch it and
while he was gone, the other American picked up the other shoe and spat in
it. When the Canadian returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed
the flight. As the plane was landing, the Canadian slipped his feet into
his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be
this way?" He asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our
nations, This hatred, This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in
beers."
Cheers....Go Canada

[Adept]

Yet another indication of the ability of Canadians to understand the weak American psyche.

GO CANADA GO!

Soon you will all be under our power! muhahaha

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:

GO CANADA GO!

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Yes...please...just go..

[Patty In Modesto]

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought
she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name
and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my
daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a
mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my
father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay
men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but
later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy
privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad
dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm
sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team USA, and I was
just too embarrassed to say so."

[IndyClown]

There is a huge and horrible train wreck. 3 people are rescued and in comas. 1 an American, another a Swede, and the other a Canadian.

The 3 are taken to the nearest hospital and put on close watch, when suddenly the American wakes up.

"Sir, do you know where you are?" asks one of the nurses. "Yes, I'm in a hospital and I'm alive." replies the American.

The nurse asks the American to explain what happened.

"Well I saw a bright light and I was with a Swede and a Canadian when suddenly St. Peter appeared and told us we could return to Earth if we paid him $50. I gave him a $50 bill and here I am."

"Well where are the other 2?" asked the nurse.

"Last I saw, the Swede was negotiating the $50 and the Canadian was waiting for his government to foot the bill."

[Dr. Evil]

^LMAO!!!

[Adept]

That MIGHT have been better if it was a exchange rate joke. However, since it was some lame misinterpretation of the Canadian social funding system LAMO is the descriptor of choice!

[Patty In Modesto]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by IndyClown:
the Canadian was waiting for his government to foot the bill.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that free health care smack? good job troll!

[IndyClown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Patty In Modesto:


Is that free health care smack? good job troll!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Free health care? You mean free American drugs.

When was the last time Canada produced a lifesaver? Free health care or not, Canada doesnt pay, so they dont discover. Trust me, I'm in the pharmaceutical industry.

Besides, why are you getting your panties in a bunch when you just slammed the US? All is fair in Smack Chat.

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
That MIGHT have been better if it was a exchange rate joke. However, since it was some lame misinterpretation of the Canadian social funding system LAMO is the descriptor of choice!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah...but that crap you racked of Patty's in this thread was just soooo funny. "Awesome".

How appropriate for you to rack a joke that has hockey and gay male stripper in the same sentence"hazing boy".