Once Upon A Time......

[OuTcAsT]

Edward Norton is one Hell of an actor!
Then she got up and ran from the bathroom, unaware...

[Më£ïñÐa]

she was bein Virus scanned ..that very second..the Norton Virus scanner found that file and gave her the option to delete it or
quarenteen it....she then....

[The Lady Belle]

became very confused and flustered that she turned everything off with one of her magical wishes...and I mean she turned everything off...sex drives..sex appeal..greed..taps..lights..you get the drift...

Now that the world was in effect acting like a deleted hard drive..she thought it was about time someone did...

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...

[Më£ïñÐa]

something to live'n things up a bit, so she looked at her genie, once again and said___

[The Lady Belle]

I wish..I wish...*scratches her head*...ummm...I wish that I had a dick..yeah thats right..cuz I wanna know what its like to piss standing up..

The genie looked at her wierdly and nodded his head causing a great big cloud of purple glitter to come dumping out of the sky onto the woman...

She...

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...

[~*Mz.Chievous*~]

felt like a Drag Queen standing there in her many layered tangarine frock..she lifted up the hem to feel around..finding out that she had a two inch stump of a penis*

God damn it..Ive been ripped off again..I wanted a shlong..not a mutated pimple!..

*rubbing it she notices that its starts to grow into....

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Dont shit me off !!!
I have a VooDoo Dolly with your name on it!!

[Më£ïñÐa]

the worlds most giant sized pecker...
and then it fell off....
women from miles around wanted to borrow it..
but the Lady just put it on display..
She said all you can do is just look at it,
but you can_____________

[The Lady Belle]

pay me "One million dollars" for a wild bronco ride on it...

Not everyone could afford such an exorbitant price except for a mysterious stranger who paid the lady "One Million Dollars" with Australian $2 coins...she flung aside the hooded cloak which was concealing her face to show everyone around just who it was who paid for a "wild bronco ride" on the worlds biggest shlong..

It was none other than.....

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...

[Sniffer]

Rosie O'Donnell!! she figured as long as she was only ever gonna get it once in a life time she might as well....

[The Lady Belle]

pay the one million dollars for it...

Suddenly from out of the blue a house lands on Rosie O'Donnell and flattens her underneath..

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Sounds of laughter..
Shades of love...