stages

eris says: (9:21:53 AM)
???howzit?

Jade says: (9:22:05 AM)
???hungover

Jade says: (9:22:07 AM)
???arg

eris says: (9:22:15 AM)
???I dunno, every now and then I see you pop up, but by they time I get to send a message, you're gone

eris says: (9:22:26 AM)
???SORRY ABOUT THE HANGOVER

Jade says: (9:22:32 AM)
???I've been checking to see if my brother is online and he never is

Jade says: (9:22:40 AM)
???*puts hands over ears* no yelling please

eris says: (9:22:42 AM)
???ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?

Jade says: (9:22:46 AM)
???I hate you

Jade says: (9:22:49 AM)
???ack

Jade says: (9:22:53 AM)
???*falls onto floor*

eris says: (9:23:14 AM)
???and another one gone, another one gone...

Jade says: (9:23:21 AM)
???oh yeah

Jade says: (9:23:36 AM)
???I went to a club... place called Stages... where all the undergrads and barely legals go

Jade says: (9:23:43 AM)
???It is a very skanky place

Jade says: (9:23:55 AM)
???I had more sex on the dancefloor than I have had all year.

Jade says: (9:24:11 AM)
???I feel very dirty this morning.

Jade says: (9:24:14 AM)
???*shudders*

eris says: (9:24:41 AM)
???and this is wherey you're going to tell that sex on the dancefloor is a special canadian drink with an umbrella

Jade says: (9:24:57 AM)
???no..

Jade says: (9:25:04 AM)
???it was actually groping and nastiness

Jade says: (9:25:11 AM)
???ask Jely about Stages

Jade says: (9:25:13 AM)
???she'll tell you

eris says: (9:25:33 AM)
???and you went there voluntarily?

Jade says: (9:25:43 AM)
???It's a long story

eris says: (9:25:44 AM)
???what has jely been PUTTING in your drinks?

Jade says: (9:25:47 AM)
???lol

Jade says: (9:25:50 AM)
???she wasn't there

Jade says: (9:25:54 AM)
???she won't go in

Jade says: (9:26:14 AM)
???I went with a group of people because they were the only ones I knew going anywhere and I really, really needed to go out.

Jade says: (9:26:31 AM)
???you know how it is

eris says: (9:26:55 AM)
???this "get out" thing... you mean, like... outside your apartment?

Jade says: (9:27:00 AM)
???yes

Jade says: (9:27:06 AM)
???it is strange and wonderful out there.

Jade says: (9:27:13 AM)
???but there is also groping, so i dunno

eris says: (9:27:14 AM)
???uh huh

eris says: (9:27:28 AM)
???and I can get that at home, so why leave?

Jade says: (9:27:34 AM)
???good point

Jade says: (9:27:42 AM)
???I seem to have been injured as well

Jade says: (9:27:46 AM)
???my hand is cut

eris says: (9:27:52 AM)
???that's not good

Jade says: (9:27:53 AM)
???and I'm vaguely remembering a broken beer bottle

Jade says: (9:28:03 AM)
???hmm

Jade says: (9:28:07 AM)
???*inspects hand*

Jade says: (9:28:14 AM)
???this stings like a bitch actually

eris says: (9:28:18 AM)
???were you waving it at somebody?

Jade says: (9:28:47 AM)
???no, although that would have been a good idea and I will file it away under future techniques for discouraging the gropers

Jade says: (9:28:56 AM)
???it was on the ground

Jade says: (9:29:03 AM)
???so I picked it up to move it off the dancefloor

Jade says: (9:29:25 AM)
???it seemed a good samartitan thing to do at the time

eris says: (9:29:27 AM)
???that's our story and we're sticking with it

Jade says: (9:29:34 AM)
???mental note: good samaritans finish last

eris says: (9:29:44 AM)
???and we have NO idea how it got lodged in that guy's eye

Jade says: (9:29:49 AM)
???exactly

Jade says: (9:29:57 AM)
???I am glad you are so understanding, officer

Jade says: (9:30:12 AM)
???that is exactly what happened

Jade says: (9:30:16 AM)
???I am sure you see it all the time

Jade says: (9:30:37 AM)
???*smiles*

eris says: (9:30:44 AM)
???*smiles*

Probably one of the reasons I never went clubbing.

Maybe it's me, but going to clubs never appealed to me. The idea of picking up girls DID, of course, but then I had it in my mind that I'd have to jump through some hoop or another to make the hookup, and I'd just rather be by myself than participate in a drink/dance/smalltalk thing.

Is it obvious that I'm gonna be the one to live out his years as a recluse? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Exactly! And what small talk ever goes on? You couldn't hear a gernade going off it's so loud in those places!

GUY: (screaming as loudly as he can) HI COOL SCENE TONIGHT eh?
GIRL: NO THANKS I ALREADY HAVE A DRINK.
GUY: YOU HAVE A WHAT!?! [img]eek.gif[/img]
GIRL: THANKS, IT IS A NICE HAT ISN'T IT.
GUY: ITS ABOUT 1230

You get the idea. I could never stand bars, and can't dance very well either.

Jadian! Are you in Ontario with Jely these days? Jely is still going to school there, right? Um, I am sooo behind on my gossip!

Anyhow, I prefer to drink at home. No driving involved, snuggly cats to keep me warm on the sofa (when I can't navigate the stairs, they keep tilting!) etc.

you could always just ask jely (ie: ME) if she is still in ontario. i can speak for myself.

uh....

Can I go to stages with you Jadian? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by obsidianblade:
you could always just ask jely (ie: ME) if she is still in ontario. i can speak for myself.

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">But only when Jadian is manipulating her strings...

*chimes in*

"...Master!...MASTER!...Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings..." [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

I'm pretty sure Jely was here first. which means I'M the puppet.
Get it straight, people.

I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

Every morning just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea
Just me and good buddy Wiser,
that's all I ever need
'Cause I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other night I laid sleeping,
and I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's,
and his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

The other day I got invited to a party,
but I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
and his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

My whole family done give up on me,
and it makes me feel oh so bad
The only one who will hang out with me,
is my dear old granddad
And we drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone,
I prefer to be by myself

Scorecards, get your Scorecards. Can't tell the puppets without a scorecard!