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His Archer is a "damn the torpedoes" kind of guy, possessing Kirk's sense of adventure without his bullheadedness, and Picard's innate dignity without his philosophizing (and he looks really good in skivvies), so he decides to take his brand-spankin'-new starship and ferry the wounded Klingon home, at the mind-boggling speed of ... WARP FIVE!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Best of all, Archer has a dog. If you're modelling yourself off a Star Fleet captain, you can't do better than the first one.