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Originally posted by FlamTriplet:
Just in from CNN:
"Famous Drummer Cannot Play Jazz"
The court of the jazz snobs has recently settled the case of Vinnie vs Jazz Snobs. Due to extensive forensic evidence, it has been found that Vinnie cannot play jazz. He cannot play like Dejohnette.
"I do not want to play like a group of kids throwing sticks at a drumset" exclaimed Vinnie.
This outburst put Vinnie in contempt and ended his testimony. Following testimony, Jack Dejohnette filed a musical restraining order against Vinnie, banning him from playing anything remotely like jazz. Also, banning him from using ambient microphones, and forcing him to completely mike his set thru a large PA with gates and compressors whenever he plays live.
We'll be back for more reports soon...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You left out the part that Vinnie is no longer permitted to play in public with less that 4 toms, double bass pedals and may only use A Zildjian cymbals. Wait a minute, he already does that.